On Your Six, Boss.

mormonlesbian:

Kate Todd: Makin’ paperwork look sexy

mormonlesbian:

Kate Todd: Makin’ paperwork look sexy

jessbakescakes:

My Top 10 Tony & Kate verbal tennis matches- in no particular order
(requested by ajennifer)
1 | 2x05 “The Boneyard”

Kate: You writin’ my name right?
Tony: What? I just wanna know if it’s mine. She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.
Kate: If I did, it’s cuz he ain’t any good in bed.
Tony: Least I didn’t sleep with my cousin.
Kate: You slept with my sista!
Tony: I thought it was you!
Kate: She weighs 300 pounds!
Tony: She was wearing your earrings!
Receptionist: That’s enough! If you two can’t be civil, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
Kate: Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I’m beggin’ you.
Receptionist: There’s an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
Kate: Thank you. [Kate flings her gum at Tony as she leaves.]
Tony: I’m sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.

jessbakescakes:

My Top 10 Tony & Kate verbal tennis matches- in no particular order
(requested by ajennifer)
1 | 2x05 “The Boneyard”

Kate: You writin’ my name right?
Tony: What? I just wanna know if it’s mine. She kinda sleeps around a lot, if you know what I mean.
Kate: If I did, it’s cuz he ain’t any good in bed.
Tony: Least I didn’t sleep with my cousin.
Kate: You slept with my sista!
Tony: I thought it was you!
Kate: She weighs 300 pounds!
Tony: She was wearing your earrings!
Receptionist: That’s enough! If you two can’t be civil, I’m going to have to ask you to leave.
Kate: Look, is there anywhere I can wait away from him? Please? I’m beggin’ you.
Receptionist: There’s an empty exam room behind you two doors on the right.
Kate: Thank you. [Kate flings her gum at Tony as she leaves.]
Tony: I’m sorry. She slept with my brother. And my best friend. At the same time.

Jenny and Gibbs

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Jenny and Gibbs

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ohyeahncis:

I envy their camera. I love Nikons!

ohyeahncis:

I envy their camera. I love Nikons!

piccoligiganti:

Tony: You’re behind me again, aren’t you.
Ziva: Lucky guess. You know, I think McGee’s right…
Tony: He was, was he?
Ziva: It takes almost all of my willpower to resist the urges I have when I’m around you, Tony. Maybe, it’s about time I just…give in, yes?
Tony: And by give in you mean…
Ziva: Letting loose. Doing what comes naturally to me.
Tony: Hmm hmm. Yeah, I thought I was picking up that vibe the first time we went undercover together.
Ziva: You were? In fact, I almost did it the first night in the hotel room.
Tony: Hmm. Really?
Ziva: But my father wouldn’t approve.
Tony: Because I’m not Jewish.
Ziva: Because he gets very angry when I kill a co-worker!
Tony: Like I believed you for even a second.
Ziva: I’m sure you didn’t. (slaps Tony)

NCIS 4.10 Smoked

piccoligiganti:

Tony: You’re behind me again, aren’t you.
Ziva: Lucky guess. You know, I think McGee’s right…
Tony: He was, was he?
Ziva: It takes almost all of my willpower to resist the urges I have when I’m around you, Tony. Maybe, it’s about time I just…give in, yes?
Tony: And by give in you mean…
Ziva: Letting loose. Doing what comes naturally to me.
Tony: Hmm hmm. Yeah, I thought I was picking up that vibe the first time we went undercover together.
Ziva: You were? In fact, I almost did it the first night in the hotel room.
Tony: Hmm. Really?
Ziva: But my father wouldn’t approve.
Tony: Because I’m not Jewish.
Ziva: Because he gets very angry when I kill a co-worker!
Tony: Like I believed you for even a second.
Ziva: I’m sure you didn’t. (slaps Tony)

NCIS 4.10 Smoked